Art. Snark. Selfies.

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I bet there’s people out there who get these achievements tattooed on themselves.

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I bet there’s people out there who get these achievements tattooed on themselves.

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How bad was last night with the PS3 missing a controller and possibly the game surprise that the only reason I’m going to work today is the Easter event and I’ll be wearing bunny ears?

The bunny ears are my HIGHLIGHT for an entire DAY of work.

Also, to the mother who thought her daughter’s questions were annoying me.

I live for people like your daughter. She wanted info on Nintendo consoles. I can talk about that for HOURS.

HOURS.

girlprince:

internetzahhakeriszahbacker:

fuckingconversations:

ferrousfellow:

darlingmelodies:

trustmeimadoctorwho:

girlgrowingsmall:

Being fit isn’t about body size or shape. It’s about optimizing your body’s potential to do awesome shit like this.

this is so inspirational.

For real. I am so tired of people equating fit to being thin. Fuck that.

this is the first time i’ve seen this posted with body positive messages.  great!

As someone who has done gymnastics in various forms, his height is incredible. Check out where his head is - nearly chest level! And he drops his legs down so easily, arms tucked back casually. 
Rock on, dude. You’re amazing. 

I hate that “you can’t be fat and fit” bullshit because it cuts an entire body type out of the equation.
People typically fall into three categories: ectomorph, mesomorph, and endomorph. Ectomorphs are skinny, wiry people with fast metabolisms who build lean muscle (think track runners or gymnasts). Mesomorphs are of the archetypal athletic body type that builds muscle while burning fat; they become bodybuilders and hunky actors.
Endomorphs, the third category, are always dismissed as unhealthy for the bullshit reasons I will detail: While they gain body fat easily, they gain muscle just as easily. But since it develops under a layer of fat you can’t see it. This doesn’t mean it’s not there. An endomorph could be a bear-wrestling Appalachian trail-hiking badass and people would still look at them and think “wow look at that fatass I bet they never move”. Bitch have you ever seen a linebacker they’re fat and they run just as much as the other guys on the team. Which is another point: endomorphs can do cardio and still be fat. Their bodies don’t let go of fat without a fight and the lengths they’d have to go to in order to lose most or all of their body fat (too much exercise, too little food) could in fact be detrimental to their health. Hell, I know a cross-country hiker with a beer belly who runs six miles a day without breaking a sweat.
tl;dr the notion that body fat automatically equates to poor muscle and cardio health is a notion that only works under the assumption that everyone is naturally ectomorphic or mesomorphic. This is not true thus this idea is wrong and stupid.

THERE IS SOME REALLY GOOD INFO IN THIS POST


So I’m quite the Endomorph now.Or, simply put.Vegeta.

girlprince:

internetzahhakeriszahbacker:

fuckingconversations:

ferrousfellow:

darlingmelodies:

trustmeimadoctorwho:

girlgrowingsmall:

Being fit isn’t about body size or shape. It’s about optimizing your body’s potential to do awesome shit like this.

this is so inspirational.

For real. I am so tired of people equating fit to being thin. Fuck that.

this is the first time i’ve seen this posted with body positive messages.  great!

As someone who has done gymnastics in various forms, his height is incredible. Check out where his head is - nearly chest level! And he drops his legs down so easily, arms tucked back casually. 

Rock on, dude. You’re amazing. 

I hate that “you can’t be fat and fit” bullshit because it cuts an entire body type out of the equation.

People typically fall into three categories: ectomorph, mesomorph, and endomorph. Ectomorphs are skinny, wiry people with fast metabolisms who build lean muscle (think track runners or gymnasts). Mesomorphs are of the archetypal athletic body type that builds muscle while burning fat; they become bodybuilders and hunky actors.

Endomorphs, the third category, are always dismissed as unhealthy for the bullshit reasons I will detail: While they gain body fat easily, they gain muscle just as easily. But since it develops under a layer of fat you can’t see it. This doesn’t mean it’s not there. An endomorph could be a bear-wrestling Appalachian trail-hiking badass and people would still look at them and think “wow look at that fatass I bet they never move”. Bitch have you ever seen a linebacker they’re fat and they run just as much as the other guys on the team. Which is another point: endomorphs can do cardio and still be fat. Their bodies don’t let go of fat without a fight and the lengths they’d have to go to in order to lose most or all of their body fat (too much exercise, too little food) could in fact be detrimental to their health. Hell, I know a cross-country hiker with a beer belly who runs six miles a day without breaking a sweat.

tl;dr the notion that body fat automatically equates to poor muscle and cardio health is a notion that only works under the assumption that everyone is naturally ectomorphic or mesomorphic. This is not true thus this idea is wrong and stupid.

THERE IS SOME REALLY GOOD INFO IN THIS POST

So I’m quite the Endomorph now.
Or, simply put.

Vegeta.

dominantalphawolf:

hiddlesflower:

lamppu:

ilostmyphone:

He punched it in the butt!

Ladies and gentlemen: Finland.



that is either an Elk or a Caribu not a Moose sorry.

Fuck no, if it would have been a moose that guy would not get his hand back.Moose are vicious giant dumb cows.

dominantalphawolf:

hiddlesflower:

lamppu:

ilostmyphone:

He punched it in the butt!

Ladies and gentlemen: Finland.

that is either an Elk or a Caribu not a Moose sorry.

Fuck no, if it would have been a moose that guy would not get his hand back.
Moose are vicious giant dumb cows.

(Source: shit4chanposts)

Buh. I don’t feel like going to work. I got yelled at a lot more yesterday than I care for.

My crimes? Not finding an invisible box of stock we never received (BUT THE GUY I TALKED TO 20 MINUTES AGO SAID IT WAS IIIIIIIIIIN!!!!)

And not finding a wireless mouse one of my co-workers accidentally stole from a customer (Let’s assume the customer didn’t misplace it himself… I know the co-worker. While he’s honest and not the type to steal, he’s also Speedy Gonzales on crack. If he took the mouse, it was probably out of twitchy reflex.)

SO STOP YELLING AT ME I’M PART OF THE SKELETON CREW AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MY COWORKERS DID OR SAY PRIOR TO 4 PM!

Shiro out.

Testing my newest purchase, a neck cushion for next week’s plane ride.
I ALWAYS fall fast asleep on planes, but THIS time, no bad neck cricks!
Also yes this is what I look like when I’m not turned all the way up to eleven.
Watching dog rescues on youtube.

Baw puppies…

Testing my newest purchase, a neck cushion for next week’s plane ride.
I ALWAYS fall fast asleep on planes, but THIS time, no bad neck cricks!
Also yes this is what I look like when I’m not turned all the way up to eleven.
Watching dog rescues on youtube.

Baw puppies…

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

Homosexuality is hereditary; if your parents are gay, you will be gay too.

Just like sterility.

(Source: terufrying)

When all this is over, you know who needs more love?
Taco and Peggy.

Dayjob shenanigans

Side-boss asked me to make a nice Easter post.

I plan to do the generic happy Easter niceties, then add the visiting date for  Zipper the silent Hill rabbit for Animal Crossing Players, then a short list of videos about video games Easter eggs.

WHAT.

No means No. Have some age-appropriate content instead.

soveryunofficial:

Kid asks me to remove the mature content filter on a piece. Sent her a link to FluffyMixer’s Pink Fluffy Unicorn Dancing on Rainbows.

Update!

She asked what it was. I replied “Age-appropriate.” I wonder how many videos it will take for her to catch on that I will not remove the mature content filter. I have a LOT of happy sugary videos.