Art. Snark. Selfies.

So I got a critique on DA today

But I kinda don’t really want to tick it as “Fair” as that will cause it to appear under the deviation, and well…

"This is terrific! Don’t know how you do it but you are one of those artist that I have ever seen have the best technique in there art the impact is pretty darn good I don’t even know how to explain but it’s pretty darn good, vision is really clear, see all parts of shading off of boo, luigi with a kind of shady part from under his cap along with a purple touch that reaviles his fear of ghosts, the originality it’s pretty original, though I kind of dont know what it specifically means, but i am sure it is fully original. Gotta say this is one of the finest art drawing I’ve ever seen keep up the good work! ^-^"

Jesus H where do I begin.

This is the mind-blowing amazing piece of work the person is gushing over.

Inorite.

Don’t know how you do it but you are one of those artist that I have ever seen have the best technique in there art" …. *their, and you have seen exactly zero other artists if I’m one of the best. I know guys, I’m supposed to love my stuff and not depreciate myself, but the person sounds like I’m spacecoyote or teruchan. Dang.

As for how I do it, markers. It’s markers.

the impact is pretty darn good I don’t even know how to explain but it’s pretty darn good," You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

vision is really clear," Hindsight is 20/20, "see all parts of shading off of boo, luigi with a kind of shady part from under his cap along with a purple touch that reaviles his fear of ghosts" *reveals, Good, my drawings look like something, bonus point for looking like the something I was planning to draw.

the originality it’s pretty original, though I kind of dont know what it specifically means, but i am sure it is fully original." I don’t… uh…. whu? What?

Gotta say this is one of the finest art drawing I’ve ever seen keep up the good work! ^-^" You know nothing, Jon Snow.

So this is why I don’t wanna tick it. Basically, it’s both a confusing mess and it’s not critique, it’s (very, very odd) praise. If I tick it, it looks like I only accept buttkisses instead of critiques.

And all this over a 2 by 3 inches piece of cardboard.

What do.

I sincerely apologize to everyone who followed me thinking I was a good and quality blog.

I would, but then again you all stayed during the Luigi Death-stare spam, and I got one new follower seconds after I said COMMENCE CREEPYPASTA.

You allllllll knew what y’all were getting into.

(Source: wwands)

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

REBLOG IF YOU AREN’T HOMOPHOBIC

hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

chocorulez:

chappaai-trekker:

shave-your-beard-louis:

I’ll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and I’m giving it to my homophobic father.

Smack him with it.

Throw it at his face

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"Nintendo is adding too many female characters to its new games!"

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Actual footage of me directing the world’s saddest symphony, just for you:

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pingnova:

final fantasy is like

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and kingdom hearts

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I remember when Final Fantasy was a giant mismatch of quilts.

fyuvix:

We match. Both got grey feathers xD

You are so cute I can’t stand it.

I just wanna hug you and pet you and call you george and put you on my shelf with my Luigi dolls.

*tries really hard to be super creepy*

*succeeds*

This tastes like candied PineSol.

This tastes like candied PineSol.

perryfan1998:

soveryunofficial:

hamigakimomo:

perryfan1998:

i made a thing in minecraft

then my friend burned it

:(

THIS IS HORRIFYING

RIP KID KATYDID

(also omg nice job on the Kid)

From afar, that cursor under Kid’s eye makes it look like she’s crying…

omg i just realized that

r.i.p. kid katydid 2k14

COMMENCE CREEPYPASTA

jetgreguar:

allrightcallmefred:

fredscience:

The Doorway Effect: Why your brain won’t let you remember what you were doing before you came in here
I work in a lab, and the way our lab is set up, there are two adjacent rooms, connected by both an outer hallway and an inner doorway. I do most of my work on one side, but every time I walk over to the other side to grab a reagent or a box of tips, I completely forget what I was after. This leads to a lot of me standing with one hand on the freezer door and grumbling, “What the hell was I doing?” It got to where all I had to say was “Every damn time” and my labmate would laugh. Finally, when I explained to our new labmate why I was standing next to his bench with a glazed look in my eyes, he was able to shed some light. “Oh, yeah, that’s a well-documented phenomenon,” he said. “Doorways wipe your memory.”
Being the gung-ho new science blogger that I am, I decided to investigate. And it’s true! Well, doorways don’t literally wipe your memory. But they do encourage your brain to dump whatever it was working on before and get ready to do something new. In one study, participants played a video game in which they had to carry an object either across a room or into a new room. Then they were given a quiz. Participants who passed through a doorway had more trouble remembering what they were doing. It didn’t matter if the video game display was made smaller and less immersive, or if the participants performed the same task in an actual room—the results were similar. Returning to the room where they had begun the task didn’t help: even context didn’t serve to jog folks’ memories.
The researchers wrote that their results are consistent with what they call an “event model” of memory. They say the brain keeps some information ready to go at all times, but it can’t hold on to everything. So it takes advantage of what the researchers called an “event boundary,” like a doorway into a new room, to dump the old info and start over. Apparently my brain doesn’t care that my timer has seconds to go—if I have to go into the other room, I’m doing something new, and can’t remember that my previous task was antibody, idiot, you needed antibody.
Read more at Scientific American, or the original study.

I finally learned why I completely space when I cross to the other side of the lab, and that I’m apparently not alone.

this is actually kind of great and it’s nice to know there’s something behind that constant spacing out whenever i enter a different place


It’s God playing the sims and cancelling your action.

jetgreguar:

allrightcallmefred:

fredscience:

The Doorway Effect: Why your brain won’t let you remember what you were doing before you came in here

I work in a lab, and the way our lab is set up, there are two adjacent rooms, connected by both an outer hallway and an inner doorway. I do most of my work on one side, but every time I walk over to the other side to grab a reagent or a box of tips, I completely forget what I was after. This leads to a lot of me standing with one hand on the freezer door and grumbling, “What the hell was I doing?” It got to where all I had to say was “Every damn time” and my labmate would laugh. Finally, when I explained to our new labmate why I was standing next to his bench with a glazed look in my eyes, he was able to shed some light. “Oh, yeah, that’s a well-documented phenomenon,” he said. “Doorways wipe your memory.”

Being the gung-ho new science blogger that I am, I decided to investigate. And it’s true! Well, doorways don’t literally wipe your memory. But they do encourage your brain to dump whatever it was working on before and get ready to do something new. In one study, participants played a video game in which they had to carry an object either across a room or into a new room. Then they were given a quiz. Participants who passed through a doorway had more trouble remembering what they were doing. It didn’t matter if the video game display was made smaller and less immersive, or if the participants performed the same task in an actual room—the results were similar. Returning to the room where they had begun the task didn’t help: even context didn’t serve to jog folks’ memories.

The researchers wrote that their results are consistent with what they call an “event model” of memory. They say the brain keeps some information ready to go at all times, but it can’t hold on to everything. So it takes advantage of what the researchers called an “event boundary,” like a doorway into a new room, to dump the old info and start over. Apparently my brain doesn’t care that my timer has seconds to go—if I have to go into the other room, I’m doing something new, and can’t remember that my previous task was antibody, idiot, you needed antibody.

Read more at Scientific American, or the original study.

I finally learned why I completely space when I cross to the other side of the lab, and that I’m apparently not alone.

this is actually kind of great and it’s nice to know there’s something behind that constant spacing out whenever i enter a different place

It’s God playing the sims and cancelling your action.