- Me: Noooo I'm starting to type like a (town namian) I dun wanna be retarded!
- The Mister: Quick, why don't Starships go into Warp Speed while in athmosphere?
- Me: death.
- The Mister: Correct! You'll be fine.
- Me: Phew!
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
Spreading the word.
My mom and I were talking about this today after hearing about a woman who was molested on a plane who said nothing until she was picked up at the airport by her parents. My mom looked at me and asked what I would do in that situation and I looked her dead in the eye and I told her “it would take me .02 seconds to realize what was going on and yell angrily, and then I would be straight on to bitch slapping him so hard he wouldn’t be able to see the punch I’d throw with the opposite hand”.
She nodded and accepted my salty language like a seasoned sailor.
I’ve had experience with this before, in Prague a group of five girls and I were followed by three men at night. After a while they started yelling at us, the most common being “how much?” Meaning how much we “cost” as prostitutes. Seeing as they weren’t going to stop, I turned on my heel, faced them (which surprised them), spat at their feet and responded with “You couldn’t afford me.” This prompted the other girls to start yelling back at them as well, starting with our spitfire Czech friend to start slinging curses in Czech as she and the rest of the girls came up beside me. Needless to say the men backed off and pretty much fled. They weren’t expecting a fight. It empowered me and encouraged the rest of the girls to yell back too.
I’ve heard that a lot of people don’t know what to do in this situation because they’ve been taught all their lives to be polite and non-aggressive. Keep your heads down or whatever.
Keep in mind that studies have shown that rapists look for victims who won’t fight back.
Remember that nobody has the right to touch you without your consent or harass you, and you have all the right to make the biggest fuss about it that you can possibly make.
Get angry. Be in command.
I’m lucky that because I’m very tall and not traditionally feminine, I very rarely get harassed like this, but when I do see it happening and the woman looks too scared do anything, I’ll start calling attention to it. It doesn’t even have to be outright aggressive (especially if it looks like the man might be violent or dangerous), it’s usually just distracting the dude, saying any damn thing and keeping him busy long enough for her to get off at her stop and get home safely.
And don’t let the age of the assailant be a deterrent. Work with it if it’s a kid (the lil tit grabber was 6 years old, but I made his grandma notice what he did to me so she could word it out and explain to him what he did was wrong.) Don’t sweeten it down if it’s an old man, however. I dun care how cute the old grandpa looks, make it very clear that he should not touch you that way.
(He doesn’t even try to think to attempt it anymore.)
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
i’m allowed to at least freak the fuck out before i decide on anything right?
Absolutely. Scream and flail and maybe climb up on/down under something, cry it out, maybe hyperventilate a little, then decide who to call.
Screaming and flailing are not actually reccomended, as that might agitate the bees which is the opposite of what you want to do.
Leave the house.
THEN scream and flail if you want.
While not in the house, use your cell phone to call information and ask for local apiaries. Crying on the phone might inspire someone to come quickly.
I understand being afraid of wasps, but if those are bees, it’s like being afraid of the kittens of the bug world.
Bees are generally well-tempered and gentle (tho of course I don’t reccomend keeping this setup; angry kittens are still sharp and painful when they feel threatened!)
Wasps on the other end are made of pain and anger.
The Sound of Silence is a horror games that dynamically adapts to a person’s greatest fear. It will deliver a different experience to each player. The game is said to be released in early 2014.
You can view the full concept idea of it here: XWow, this game interesting.
Hey neat I know that painting!
"Ooh, blood stains…"
"Oooh, ghostly disembodied face…"
Shiro : AY GUISE I SAW THAT PICTURE BEFORE!