So Very Unofficial

There should be a special piece of furniture, DLC or monthly gift or game update or whatever, a tanning bed.
Harriet at Shampoodle could offer the tanning service and it would be a seamless, in game way of changing your skin color without having to idle for HOURS in the sun.

It wouldn’t really be a way to speed up something in the game, just add more customization.

Or maybe a spray tan booth, the color could even be orange, blue, green, etc… But wash out when you swim or walk in the rain without an umbrella.

despicable-me:

Evil Minion

http://bit.ly/evilminion

Download

Peyo did it first.

(psst, for the purists, the purple smurfs were originally black.)

RAPH

GET OUT OF DON’S LAUNDRY

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Here it is, folks! The official, limited Edition collectible Taco the Imp figure!

Stats:

- 2.5” Tall

- 3D-printed Sandstone

- 35$

- Comes on a little round black base (Not pictured)

- May or may not have been cursed by a mountain-dwelling witch

It was so dead at work today, with still no laptop to do some work-related imaging, I paid off my first Cobblestone bridge in one single day in Animal Crossing New Leaf.

That’s 198,000 Bells that I gathered in one day. Fishing. Bug Hunting. Diving.

THAT’S HOW DEAD IT WAS.

• Customer: Well it's because we rented the game yesterday but the dog ate it...
• Me: Oh. Okay. Well, you could wait 8 hours to get it back but I don't garantee it's gonna work once it's out...
• Customer: LOL

yamino:

It is just me, or does the Wii Fit trainer seem like a plausible lovechild of Glados and Chell?

sharon-poodles:

saying games can’t have female characters is dumb.

What is Mario without Peach?

Final Fantasy without Terra, Rydia, Aerith, Rinoa, Garnet, Yuna, Ashe and Fran and Penelo, Lightning, Fang, Vanille, Serah?

Tomb Raider without Lara Croft?

Bayonetta without Bayonetta?

King of Fighters without Mai Shiranui, Athena Asamiya, and many others?

Shadow of the Colossus without Mono (she’s asleep the whole game but she’s the sole reason for the story)?

Think about it.

Link without Zelda, Impa, Impaz, Marin, Malon, Cremia, Romani, Saria, Lulu, Ruto, Laruto, Medli, Nabooru, Din, Nayru, Farore, Hylia, Navi, Tatl, Midna, Ciela, Fi, Maple, Syrup, Crazy Tracy, Grandma Ulrira, Madame MeowMeow, and to an extent Tetra and Sheik (Cuz they’re also Zelda, but still) and even his own sister and grandmother in Wind Waker, or the female Faron dragon from Skyward Sword? Even Koume and Kotake in Majora’s Mask!

And I’m missing some. Link gets some mad help from a LOT of girls and women.

*Edit* Can’t believe I forgot Rosa and Queen Ambi. QUEEN FUCKING AMBI.

kendrawcandraw:

Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body

~*~*~Summertime~*~*~

Hello fourth panel clone.
Just kidding, my hairdresser refuses to cut my hair like that.
*defeated sigh*

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I got it since yesterday.

SO, in order to raise my ranking, I need more greenery.

In order to get more greenery, I need the flower shop.

In order to get the flower shop, I need to raise my ranking.

uh…